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How to tame a shepherdby Francis Chevillon
It's a strange species, generally armed with a stick, a head covering of various forms, and an umbrella whatever the weather. He is always accompanied by a dog or two, often noisy ones, but not usually agressive. His manner is sometimes surprising: affable, or surly, and the cause is not always apparent. We have, however, noticed some interesting constants: The larger and more visible the group of visitors to his territory, the more he tends to hide. However, we note that he is quite easy to tame with wine, pastis or red meat. On the other hand, we have met one who prefers fruit juice to wine, brown rice and salad to steak. (These bizarre tastes correspond, it seems to us, to the hair length of the shepherd but that remains to be verified.) After an intensive psycho-sociological study and numerous experiments, we have established one fundamental point which must colour our attitudes: every shepherd is convinced that the mountain belongs to him. This fact we must take into account in all our encounters with him.
Another psychological constant we have observed is that he is not overly modest and in fact may tend to be condescending towards us. We have even met a shepherd who compared himself to an eagle or an isard (chamois). This seems due to the fact that he keeps to the ridges and crests, the better to survey his flock. One simple method of taming a shepherd consists of reporting to him any stray sheep or cows you may spy, taking care to notice the mark (or pégé) on its back as well as its colour or its location. (The pégé is a paint mark on the sheep's shoulder, back or rump used to identify its owner.) Cows, on the other hand, have a numbered tag in one ear. (It's a good idea to inform the shepherd in such a way that it allows him to say that he "already knows.") The same goes for any dead beasts we encounter. At this point it should be obvious that you must at all costs prevent your dog from wandering loose (it's even greatly preferable not to bring one with you) as the shepherd is quite obsessed with this subject.
Brebis: adult female sheep. They make up the vast majority of the flock and it's the general term he uses when speaking of the group, and not the term mouton which is reserved for castrated males more than one year old. Intact males for reproduction are the beliers, often with horns, depending on the region. Agneau is a lamb. He uses the term mousquer or coumer to refer to the habit of the animals to shelter from the midday sun--one that he shares as well. He calls it "faire la sieste" and it's never wise to disturb him at that hour, even to ask for matches or a tin opener.
We should emphasize here that it's strongly recommended you not enter "his" cabin during his absence, even if it's indicated on the map (erroneously no doubt) as a "refuge." One sense that seems exceptionally well developed is his sight, which he further sharpens with a pair of binoculars, and he will always be aware of your comings and goings as well as your morning activities. Something to keep in mind. Here's hoping that these few remarks can bridge the divide that separates two civilisations, so that together we may enjoy the mountains around us. Translated by Kim Chevalier
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